Alchemy
Hear that?? – is it a trumpet, a Mexican string band, a conch horn, Marvin the Martian, a flying saucer? Nope, it’s just The Edge. Who is The Edge you ask? Most dependable sources vouch that he is indigenous to western Yadkin County while others maintain this transient sole is from parts unknown. Two known facts about this curious animal. First, he has a closet full of futuristic European shoes, mesh, vests (sometimes mesh vests – hooray), and the never deceased, cargo pants. Second, is the several monikers he carries: The Closer, Prodical Son 40, Sound Effects, Harry Dunn, The Edge, Michael Winslow. Due to his elusive nature you have better odds of fellow Unknown, Cloud Nine, showing up on time, then driving you to a convenient store on a flying camel all while winning the Powerball 3 times; before encountering The Edge. However, if you are foruante enough to see him consider yourself lucky because he will vanish without a moment’s notice.
**READER’S NOTICE**
If you are a 12 year old girl from the Pacific Rim, by all means do not play basketball against The Edge – HE SHOWS NO MERCY!
**READER’S NOTICE**
If you are a 12 year old girl from the Pacific Rim, by all means do not play basketball against The Edge – HE SHOWS NO MERCY!