Built like a young Kerry Kittles, Lazer wears a head-dress of many colors. Head-dress and not coat because he is 1/12 Indian – feather, not dot- as evidenced by the extra bone in his foot. A young Bill Gates on the computer, a real Leeroy Jenkins at online gaming, and a former member of an emo band, Lazer can do it all. With a promising frolf future ahead of him, Lazer blew out his rotator cuff so now he is currently the commissioner of multiple fanstasy sports leagues and works for Lowes Home Improvement as Jimmie Johnson’s back-up driver. Lazer hangs his head-dress in Huntersville, NC, with his beloved wife.