Sociology
Goob:
A descendant of the jump shot originator, Goob currently holds Starmount High School’s records for offensive charges and overusing Tri-Star. After high school he took his talents to some college along I-40 where, like Lebron James, he abandoned after producing zero championships. Since then he’s bounced around numerous colleges along the I-40 line. It was at one of those colleges where he met the love of his life who oddly agreed to marry him, despite being a firsthand witness of his disgusting eating habits. He is a lover of large consumptions of food from which most people die young from consuming. Fortunately he balances it out with his “LIvestrong” lifestyle, running dumb marathons and trying to be the very best at exercising. When he’s not consumed in pointless law books, you can often find him in his favorite Mountain Khakis, scouring the country for the sloppiest barbecue hot spots. In the years to come he’ll be devoting significant amounts of time defending most of the nine unknown from Lady Justice.
A descendant of the jump shot originator, Goob currently holds Starmount High School’s records for offensive charges and overusing Tri-Star. After high school he took his talents to some college along I-40 where, like Lebron James, he abandoned after producing zero championships. Since then he’s bounced around numerous colleges along the I-40 line. It was at one of those colleges where he met the love of his life who oddly agreed to marry him, despite being a firsthand witness of his disgusting eating habits. He is a lover of large consumptions of food from which most people die young from consuming. Fortunately he balances it out with his “LIvestrong” lifestyle, running dumb marathons and trying to be the very best at exercising. When he’s not consumed in pointless law books, you can often find him in his favorite Mountain Khakis, scouring the country for the sloppiest barbecue hot spots. In the years to come he’ll be devoting significant amounts of time defending most of the nine unknown from Lady Justice.