Gravitation
Born into a family of great athletes, Burl, has had a very tough time reaching the great expectations and standards that were set for other Burls. Graced with abnormally long arms, he found his home not as a pro-athlete, but rather in K-5 physical education. This modern-day Kenny Powers has the ability to create whip-like force on dodgeballs, mostly in-part to his apelike arms. His abilities have made him somewhat of a folk hero in the Brooks Crossroads District. He is also credited with creating dynamic instruction to elementary students on how to play "Blog Tag" while still being legally drunk from the night before. Burl is also quite the equestrian, as evidence in the fact that he frequently passes out from drinking on his horse and the horse is trained so well that it takes Burl back to his parent's house every time no matter where he passes out.
Written by the Edge....pretty obvious
Written by the Edge....pretty obvious